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Alfie, France.

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Tell you what though, a
pretty smooth crossing.

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Smooth as silk.

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Yeah, how do you know?

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You never even came up on bloody deck.

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We could feel the motion
all the way down here.

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I think I'm going down for the third time.

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Hurray!

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Alfie, come on, man, hurry up.

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Customs.

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Keep your hair on.

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Passports?

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Here.

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Right, merci.

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No, mate.

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Only her.

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Right.

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Come on, Bakey, move over.

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Oh, all right.

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All right then?

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No complaints.

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♪ Keep on rolling, rolling, rolling ♪

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♪ Let those miles roll 'neath your feet ♪

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♪ Nothing stops a driver in the seat ♪

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It's marvellous, bloody marvellous,

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that's what it is.

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♪ Keep on rolling, rolling, rolling ♪

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♪ With a little girl always by your side ♪

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♪ Just as long as you don't
make that girl your bride ♪

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You only met her on the boat.

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♪ Keep on rolling, rolling, rolling ♪

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♪ Let the world have the
problems you can't take ♪

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Come on, darling.

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What you going to Paris for then?

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I have a job there.

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What kinda job?

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School teacher?

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What?

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Watch what you're doing then.

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- Ta-ra.
- Ta-ra, love.

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Go then, off we go.

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School teacher?

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I must say she taught me a thing or two.

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I know.

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You're lost in wonder and amazement.

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Maybe it's that bloody perfume

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you keep slopping all over yourself.

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Anyway, whatever it is you got,

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I wish I had some of it.

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Trouble with you, Bakey lad,

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is you got no confidence.

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You just tell yourself there isn't a girl

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in the whole world that
wouldn't fall flat on her back

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as soon as she sees you, and it'll happen.

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You just have to believe it, that's all.

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Well, having driven a few
thousand miles with you, Alfie,

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I think I bloody well do believe it.

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Hello, what's this?

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Can you see her?

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Here, put your foot down, Alfie,

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keep up with her.

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Hello, darling.

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Give us a kiss then.

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Bloody hell.

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What she look like?

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Oh, not bad.

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Not bad at all.

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Now, that is what I call
a real bit of class.

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They're all the same underneath,

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two of one and one of the other.

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I could really screw that, couldn't you?

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Lad, women like that
eat little boys like you

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for breakfast and spit the pips out.

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Probably hiding
from some rich geezer.

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No, bet he's slaving
and working his balls off

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while she can piss around
in a flash car like that.

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Give her a flash.

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See if she'll give us one.

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Give her the horn, Alfie.

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She's giving me the fucking horn.

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Turn around then, love.

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'Ere, watch it, we've got the law.

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Fucking cops.

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They're all the same.

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Could have done without
the bloody escort.

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Yeah.

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It must have cost us half an hour.

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You'd think he'd have
something better to do.

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Right.

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Hello, man.

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Tiny, I thought you were in England.

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I blew me engine in Trieste, didn't I?

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Blown a few things in Trieste myself.

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I bet you have an' all.

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Ciao, Roberto.

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Have you seen that?

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It's the bird we were flashing.

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How do you do?

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What you doing here, slumming?

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You eat here, don't you?

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Oh, I eat here all the time.

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Why?

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It's the best food for miles around.

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There you are then.

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There's a posh motel down the road.

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I though that would have
been more your style.

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Yes, well, the food's appalling

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and the prices are a joke.

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Merci.

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You object to my eating here?

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No, it livens the place up.

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Just didn't think it was
your cup of tea, that's all.

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Oh, I see, working
classes only and all that.

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Something like that.

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I work just as hard as you do.

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Bet you couldn't handle a 32-ton truck

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like I've got outside.

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I don't know.

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I think I probably could
if I put my mind to it.

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You know something?

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I think you could an' all.

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Let's have a look at that.

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I never thought I'd live to see the day.

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What's that then?

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When you failed to score with a bird.

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What do you fancy then?

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I'm not so sure.

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Alfie?

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Hello, Louise,.

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The same.

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What about your old man, all right?

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Good.

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Hey, what about the coq au vin?

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Coq au vin?

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I've never tried that.

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I once knew a girl who
liked to put honey on it.

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The Boeuf Bourguignon is very good.

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Boeuf Bourguignon.

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Oh, I'm not so sure about that.

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How about you, Bakey?

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I don't know, think
I'll have egg and chips.

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Not very adventurous, is he, darling?

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Don't rush me, I like to take me time.

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Coq au vin then.

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Just for a laugh.

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And.

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Hello, my friend.

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How are you?

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Where are you going this time?

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Rouen.

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Oh, well, maybe you
stay here tonight, eh?

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No, no, we're gonna lay off at Rouen.

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It'll only take us about
an hour to get there.

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Oh, no, no, there's no use
flogging yourself to death.

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I think we might stop over tonight.

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Oh, listen, man, we're
hours late already.

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Look, I must go back to
the kitchen, but maybe later,

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we have time for cognac or armagnac, okay?

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- Yeah, it's fine.
- Good.

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- Bon appetit.
- All right.

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Bloody birds.

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Don't you ever think of anything else?

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No.

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Oh, Alfie.

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You are wonderful.

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I know.

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Alfie, oh, Alfie.

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Oh!

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Oh, Alfie.

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It's getting light.

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You must go.

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Please.

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Don't worry about your old man.

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I've taken care of that.

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Ravelli.

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Well, that's it, girl.

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Bye, girl, bye.

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Twice is enough for one night.

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Anyway, I'll be back this
way in a couple of days.

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Alfie.

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Now, don't start.

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But I love you, Alfie.

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Hello, Alfie.

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Bonjour, Pierre.

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Did Louise give you
something for breakfast?

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Oh, I had a little nibble.

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Just enough to keep me going.

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Coffee?

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Yes, please.

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You're a lucky man.

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Very fine, strong body.

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Come on, Pierre.

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You look okay to me.

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Oh.

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A bit too much around the middle,

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but a bit of exercise'll
take that off for you.

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Exercise, oh, no.

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I have bad heart.

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I have to be careful.

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No exercise.

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Not at all?

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Not even a bit of the other?

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No.

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Doctor's orders.

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No exercise, just fishing.

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If the doctor told me
that, I'd shoot me self.

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If I was in your position, I'd get drunk,

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go into my wife's room, and
give her the greatest bang

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she'd ever had in her whole life,

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and drop down dead with all flags flying.

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Hey, up now.

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Get in the other side.

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I don't fancy driving.

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Well, I'm not surprised.

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You've been bloody driving all night.

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Don't forget, Pierre.

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Give her one for me, tonight.

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Bye.

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Poor cow.

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Who, Louise?

221
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Yeah, I'm afraid she's got
a bit of a soft spot for me.

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Her old
man will have more than

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a soft spot for you one of these days

224
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if he ever catches you.

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Hold it!

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- What?
- Pull over.

227
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What for?

228
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Into that slip road over there.

229
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But why?

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Don't argue with me, just do it.

231
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Jesus, bloody Christ.

232
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There's always bloody something.

233
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Well?

234
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Well, there's a coincidence.

235
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That's really nice.

236
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Look, man.

237
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It's gonna be hours
before we get to Rouen.

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I'm bloody starving.

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- Come on, let's go.
- No!

240
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,244
I'm not risking me licence
chasing skirt in this rig.

241
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Well, I'll do it, come on, move.

242
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:07,750
Oh, God.

243
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,956
All we seem to do is bloody
piss about chasing women.

244
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You're doing 80, Alfie.

245
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,158
We'll get nicked for sure.

246
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,403
Oh, bollocks!

247
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,497
You, too, darling.

248
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- Bonjour.
- Hello.

249
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,837
- Did you have a good trip?
- Yes, thanks.

250
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What time are we rolling tomorrow?

251
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Six o'clock in the morning.

252
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Oh, that's fine.

253
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Come in the office,
we'll check your papers.

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Okay.

255
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,901
What time are we rolling tomorrow then?

256
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,322
- Six.
- All right.

257
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,695
We'll have a right booze up tonight then.

258
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:07,662
Yes.

259
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,313
Honestly, 200 francs for a bloody dog!

260
00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,376
You must be potty.

261
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,154
Well, they threw a bit of
the other in for nothing.

262
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You can't complain, can you?

263
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You mean, you can't.

264
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,214
All right then.

265
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,984
It's no good asking
him, he's a French dog.

266
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,144
There you are, what'd I tell ya?

267
00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,955
Is she following us or
are we following her?

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00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,381
Here, smell this.

269
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Go on.

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Off you go.

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Fred!

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00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,312
Come here, Fred.

273
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Come on.

274
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,644
You can't disturb the lady like that.

275
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:04,781
Well!

276
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,367
Well, well, well, it's
amazing, that's what it is.

277
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:08,910
Amazing.

278
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:10,944
Alfie Elkins is the name.

279
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,155
It's a small world.

280
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:16,700
Yes!

281
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,917
But quite a large boat.

282
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,250
You'll never make it, man.

283
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,748
Just watch me.

284
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:23,999
I'm watching.

285
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,186
May I?

286
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,603
Vodka and tonic?

287
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,522
You look a vodka and tonic type to me.

288
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:46,990
Tomato juice then?

289
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:02,255
Cheers!

290
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:05,675
Thank you.

291
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:09,836
So, Abby is the name, is it?

292
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:12,847
Shot for Abigail?

293
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,305
What do you do for a living?

294
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:19,096
I work for Travel World Magazine.

295
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,268
You call that work?

296
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:25,948
I suppose you believe
there are only two places

297
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,276
a woman should be; in the
bedroom or in the kitchen.

298
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:31,776
I prefer the bedroom myself.

299
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,577
Uncomfortable places, kitchens.

300
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,226
You really fancy yourself, don't you.

301
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:42,244
I've never had too much
trouble with birds in my time.

302
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:44,580
I can believe that.

303
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:49,300
But the thing is, we're
not all birds, Mr. Elkins.

304
00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,812
Hey, what's your telephone number?

305
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:02,774
It's in the book.

306
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,100
But I don't know your second name.

307
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,278
Smith.

308
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,230
Anything personal to declare.

309
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,741
There's 200
cigarettes, a bottle of brandy

310
00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:14,744
and a bottle of perfume.

311
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,911
Right, on your way.

312
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:46,646
Take the next on the left.

313
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:48,309
What?

314
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,000
Look man, I told me
mom we'd be home early.

315
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:51,781
Just do as I told you.

316
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,487
Jesus, you and your bloody birds.

317
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,427
It sorta gets you, doesn't it?

318
00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:22,979
Listen!

319
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:25,732
What?

320
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:27,316
All that quiet.

321
00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:29,110
Eh?

322
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,402
Oh, forget it.

323
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,017
Dora!

324
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:23,664
Uncle Alfie!

325
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:25,122
Uncle Alfie!

326
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,805
Hello, Penny, look
what I've got for you.

327
00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:28,664
A doggy.

328
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:29,626
Do you know what his name is?

329
00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:30,630
- No!
- Fred!

330
00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:32,212
Where's your mommy?

331
00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:33,252
In the greenhouse.

332
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:34,749
Well, you go and play with Fred.

333
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,251
Come on, Fred.

334
00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:38,554
Come on.

335
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,360
Hello, Dora.

336
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,236
Alfie!

337
00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:56,320
Hello, Alfie.

338
00:26:57,991 --> 00:27:00,031
Are you gonna be staying
or are you just passing by?

339
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,901
I've got me mate outside in the truck.

340
00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:03,198
I'm just passing through.

341
00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:04,565
Got time for a cup of tea, then?

342
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,201
Fine.

343
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,665
How have you been?

344
00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:09,125
Oh, all right.

345
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:10,835
Don't see you often enough though.

346
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:15,749
I'll go and put the kettle on.

347
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,468
Come on, Fred.

348
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,632
Up, Fred.

349
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:21,720
Fred, up.

350
00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:23,243
- Come on, seriously.
- Want another cup of tea.

351
00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:24,098
I wouldn't mind.

352
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,467
Not too much trouble, yeah?

353
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,477
No!

354
00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:28,881
Go and take him for a walk, pet.

355
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:30,938
Go on.

356
00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:32,273
Mind how you go.

357
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:36,404
Come on, Fred.

358
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,522
Come on.

359
00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:39,732
Is the kiddie yours or what?

360
00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:42,320
No!

361
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:43,568
I wouldn't mind though.

362
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:45,994
What about her.

363
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:46,829
Well, I mean...

364
00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:47,993
You mean she's not my style?

365
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:48,831
Right, right.

366
00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:49,870
I wouldn't have thought so.

367
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:51,517
How many miles have you driven with me?

368
00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:52,952
You think you've got my number?

369
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,288
You're not so smart, are ya?

370
00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:58,454
Could quite easily happen though.

371
00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:02,170
Buy a little place like this, settle down,

372
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:05,382
raise a few chickens, grow some...

373
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,288
But how did you get involved though?

374
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:09,770
I knew her husband.

375
00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:11,564
He was killed.

376
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:13,232
The lorry jack-knifed.

377
00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,483
Went over the Pyrenees.

378
00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:16,521
Oh!

379
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:17,769
Christ, that's not funny.

380
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:20,236
I'll say it wasn't funny.

381
00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:21,857
I was in the cab.

382
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:24,575
Who the hell was driving?

383
00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:28,780
I was.

384
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:30,031
Ah, come on, Penny.

385
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:30,953
Bring him round here.

386
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,416
Come on love.

387
00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:33,419
Come on, right over here.

388
00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:35,620
Thank you.

389
00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:36,963
Do you want some more tea, Alfie?

390
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,456
Not for me, pet.

391
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,635
Get that sock off then.

392
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:14,249
Hello Bakey.

393
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,744
Hello.

394
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:16,585
You've made good time, Alfie.

395
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,704
Ah, I got nicked though.

396
00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:19,074
- Yeah.
- It's not like you, Alfie.

397
00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:20,341
200 francs on the spot.

398
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,695
I was only trying to get
your load there on time.

399
00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:23,880
Doing me best, I was.

400
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,344
Well, don't worry about it, Alfie.

401
00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:26,867
I'll see the clerk makes it up to you.

402
00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:28,927
I'm grateful to you, Mr. Potter.

403
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:29,765
Grateful.

404
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,328
Right, let's get that paperwork done.

405
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:40,278
Just lining up a bit of
crumpet for the weekend.

406
00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:41,985
You know what they say, a bird in the hand

407
00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:43,571
is worth two in Shepherd's Bush.

408
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:45,531
Hello love.

409
00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:47,025
This is 014 3434.

410
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:53,448
Can you get 01-743 3333
and reverse the charges.

411
00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,462
Hello.

412
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,797
That'll be the day when I've
got to start paying for it.

413
00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:05,335
All right, I'll accept the charges.

414
00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:07,386
Hello, Fay.

415
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,254
It's Alfie.

416
00:30:08,265 --> 00:30:09,221
Can you talk?

417
00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:10,180
What's the matter with you?

418
00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:11,543
Too hard up to put 10p in the box?

419
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,911
I'd like to put something in your box.

420
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,144
What are you doing tonight?

421
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,139
Honest to God, Alfie,
you really are mean.

422
00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,352
Go on, you know you love me.

423
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,679
You're a bastard, Alfie Elkins.

424
00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:22,486
You miss me?

425
00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:24,153
Of course.

426
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,567
You've been getting any?

427
00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:26,815
Not enough.

428
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,032
So what about tonight?

429
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,033
He's in Birmingham.

430
00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:31,637
You know I don't like any aggravation.

431
00:30:32,289 --> 00:30:33,120
Oh, all right.

432
00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:34,409
Bring it over.

433
00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:35,702
About eight?

434
00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,389
And next time, at least have the decency

435
00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:40,078
to put some money in the box.

436
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,585
Crazy about me.

437
00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:44,832
Oh, she's a right little raver.

438
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,185
Got this husband, see,
treats her like a lady.

439
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:49,615
What he doesn't know, she
doesn't wanna be treated

440
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:50,550
like a lady,

441
00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:51,968
what she wants is...

442
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,342
I'll tell you some other time.

443
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:05,739
Hey, we've got
a run to Trieste, Monday.

444
00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:07,156
- Where?
- Trieste.

445
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:09,398
Well, I don't know about that.

446
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,409
What?

447
00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:12,952
I said I'll have to think about that.

448
00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:13,819
Why?

449
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:15,110
I've never been to Trieste, man.

450
00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:17,095
I might have
better things to do.

451
00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:19,186
I think I'll take a couple of days off.

452
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:20,978
Huh, I bet I know why an' all.

453
00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:26,675
- You know what?
- What?

454
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,218
That bird on the boat.

455
00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:30,421
Do you know what her name was?

456
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,346
No, go on, surprise me.

457
00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:33,260
Abigail.

458
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:34,302
Abby what?

459
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,141
Abigail, Abby for short.

460
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:40,850
That bothers you a bit, doesn't it?

461
00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:42,268
What does?

462
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,835
You know, the one that got away like.

463
00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:44,985
Oh, I'm taking me time.

464
00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:46,443
Yeah?

465
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:47,357
This one's rather special.

466
00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:48,844
It's gonna take a little bit of time.

467
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:50,533
What, a week?

468
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:52,410
- I'll bet ya.
- Tenner?

469
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,739
Right, you're on.

470
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,746
Right.

471
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:58,452
Hello, mom.

472
00:31:58,458 --> 00:31:59,458
Hello, son.

473
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,163
Thanks a lot, Alfie.

474
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,035
Mind how you go.

475
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:04,046
Okay, tata.

476
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,269
Randiest area in the world, London.

477
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,952
Randiest city in the
world if you asked me.

478
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:23,772
Think of it.

479
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,615
All around you, thousands
of randy little birds

480
00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:28,443
all dying to get laid.

481
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:31,856
It's all right, Claire.

482
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:32,948
I'll give you a hand.

483
00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:36,458
Oh, keep your hands to
yourself you randy sod.

484
00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:38,822
How's your old man then?

485
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:39,948
A lot you care.

486
00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:42,741
Is he giving you enough then?

487
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,895
Oh, piss off, you dirty minded bugger.

488
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,455
Let me help you.

489
00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:58,216
Do you know what I'd
like to do with you?

490
00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:00,728
Both of 'em.

491
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:06,478
You know, I think she fancies me.

492
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:30,841
Not bad, eh?

493
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:34,038
If you're gonna get laid, you
might as well do it in style.

494
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,619
Beats the back seat of a car, right?

495
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:37,515
Right.

496
00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:54,487
Hello, Norm.

497
00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:55,322
Hello.

498
00:33:55,325 --> 00:33:56,325
Come in.

499
00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:10,292
You going out then?

500
00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:12,661
No, I always ponce up like this

501
00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:14,260
before I go to bed.

502
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:20,724
Oh, Alfie.

503
00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:22,476
What am I gonna do?

504
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,142
About what?

505
00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:26,596
Dunno.

506
00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:27,606
Life.

507
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:33,189
That's a big word for
a girl like you, Norm.

508
00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:35,698
Alfie.

509
00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:41,395
Oh, Alfie, not all the bloody time.

510
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,391
What's the matter, have you
turned lesbian or something?

511
00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:44,701
You know what I mean.

512
00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:46,620
No, what do you mean?

513
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,360
I was going down to the launderette.

514
00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:56,335
I can think of something
better you could go down to.

515
00:34:57,971 --> 00:35:00,463
You really have got a
one track mind, Alfie.

516
00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:03,550
Well, just for a change,
why don't you talk to me.

517
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:05,769
Tell me something.

518
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,605
Norm, please belt up.

519
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,312
Tell me something.

520
00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:10,682
I told you something.

521
00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:12,399
Please belt up.

522
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,437
I mean, talk to me, Alfie.

523
00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:18,866
Nicely.

524
00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:21,901
Oh, tell me you like me.

525
00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:24,036
You don't have to mean it.

526
00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:26,034
Just because I give you one,

527
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:27,873
doesn't mean I've got to talk to you.

528
00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:30,730
Well, that's just how
much you know about women.

529
00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:32,245
You, the great bloody expert.

530
00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:34,747
Well, it's at times like this

531
00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:35,998
a girl likes to be told things.

532
00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:37,591
To be chatted up.

533
00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:40,465
Well, tell me you like me hair

534
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:41,952
or I've got a nice body or something.

535
00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:43,722
I like your hair.

536
00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:44,715
You've got a terrific body.

537
00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:45,682
Now, come here.

538
00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:46,685
Ooh!

539
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:48,936
It's always the same with you.

540
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,141
You've got no finesse,
that's what you ain't got.

541
00:35:54,194 --> 00:35:55,230
Women!

542
00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:56,226
They always want to make everything

543
00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:57,357
into a bloody great romance.

544
00:35:58,531 --> 00:35:59,692
Well, it's just that a girl likes

545
00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:01,190
to be respected, that's all.

546
00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:02,201
Rubbish!

547
00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:05,929
A girl likes to be treated like a woman.

548
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,892
The more you respect them,
the more they go off you.

549
00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:09,657
It's in their nature.

550
00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,339
I'm 20-bloody-three, Alfie.

551
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:21,885
I can't go on just getting
laid and screwing around.

552
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,264
I wanna get married.

553
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,052
I want a home, I want kids.

554
00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:33,723
Oh, you just don't seem to
understand these things.

555
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:40,572
Okay, Norm.

556
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,199
Take it easy.

557
00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:45,892
I just don't wanna be an easy lay.

558
00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:47,745
Course, you don't.

559
00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:50,202
I wanna be treated proper.

560
00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:53,535
Course you do.

561
00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:55,907
I want a fella who talks to me,

562
00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:59,958
instead of just banging me like
I was a bloody door knocker.

563
00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:02,547
I'll talk to you, Norma.

564
00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:04,921
What do you want me to say?

565
00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:09,893
Anything.

566
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,682
Would you like to hear some poetry.

567
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:14,732
Do what?

568
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:16,644
Some poetry.

569
00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:19,361
All right.

570
00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:24,615
I love you in your negligee.

571
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,324
And I love you in your nightie.

572
00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:35,418
But when the moon shines on your tits,

573
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,162
by Christ all bloody mighty...

574
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:40,665
Oh, oh Alfie.

575
00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:58,391
I'll ring her chimes
before the evening's out.

576
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:00,611
Alfred.

577
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,116
Alfred.

578
00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:10,949
You look very nice.

579
00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:11,991
You do too.

580
00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:15,876
Alfie, not so fast.

581
00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:18,170
Mind my hair.

582
00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:20,629
Mind my hair, it's a wig.

583
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:25,859
Now then, how do you like your martini?

584
00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:28,132
Dry?

585
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:29,139
No, wet.

586
00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:31,638
It's all very piss elegant.

587
00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:33,967
Must you be so coarse, Alfie.

588
00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:36,432
Elegant, I said elegant.

589
00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:46,657
Thank you.

590
00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:48,570
Salute.

591
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:49,576
Cheers.

592
00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:55,323
How is it?

593
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,414
Perfection.

594
00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:00,419
Oh, I'm glad you wore a tie.

595
00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:01,421
You don't usually bother.

596
00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:04,878
Ah, but I know how you like
these little touches, Fay.

597
00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:09,972
Well,

598
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,640
shall we dine?

599
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:22,099
Thank you, Alfred.

600
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:24,726
I do hope you like vichyssoise.

601
00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:26,738
Delicious.

602
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,111
A few croutons.

603
00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:31,950
Thank you very much.

604
00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:39,371
Would you see if the wine
is sufficiently chilled?

605
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:43,505
To a degree.

606
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,655
It's just a simple little Chablis,

607
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,213
but I think you'll be
amused by its presumption.

608
00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:51,845
Presumptuous?

609
00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:53,464
I'd call that down right cheeky.

610
00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:56,133
So, you see, Alfie,

611
00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,384
one can have a pleasant evening

612
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,186
without jumping straight into bed.

613
00:40:00,273 --> 00:40:01,514
It makes a change, Fay.

614
00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:02,524
It makes a change.

615
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,961
I see no reason why one shouldn't try

616
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,789
and bring a little
elegance into one's life.

617
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:09,295
After all, these days, the average person

618
00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:10,616
is so coarse and vulgar.

619
00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:14,781
A little refinement goes a long, long way.

620
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:16,747
Oh, you bastard.

621
00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:19,915
Oh, you dirty, filthy swine.

622
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,160
Oh, how can you do this to me?

623
00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:24,117
I'm a respectably married woman.

624
00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,173
Stop it!

625
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:28,091
Oh no, don't stop it.

626
00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:29,801
Oh!

627
00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:32,462
In case you're interested,

628
00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:35,465
for dessert we had orange sorbet
with Grande Marniere sauce.

629
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:37,517
Very tasty.

630
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:45,609
- Hello.
- Hello, Fay.

631
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:47,897
It's Harold.

632
00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:48,904
Harold.

633
00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:51,638
I didn't wake you, did I?

634
00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:53,069
No, darling, no.

635
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:54,316
I was just watching television.

636
00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:56,467
What sort of day did you have?

637
00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:58,205
Nothing much.

638
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,747
I did a bit of shopping today.

639
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,311
Oh, God, I've had a busy day.

640
00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:03,291
I miss you, you know.

641
00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,334
I miss you too, darling.

642
00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:06,332
How did the meeting go?

643
00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:08,171
Fantastic.

644
00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:09,214
Everything went very well.

645
00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:10,924
Oh!

646
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,008
That's wonderful, darling.

647
00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:14,674
When will you be home?

648
00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:15,762
I'll be home tomorrow night.

649
00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,006
Tomorrow night.

650
00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:18,507
That's, that's wonderful, darling.

651
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:21,302
Wonderful.

652
00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,098
Bastard!

653
00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:23,105
Darling, what?

654
00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:24,896
What'd you say?

655
00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:25,730
Nothing, darling.

656
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:26,769
No, nothing.

657
00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:27,936
It was just a bad connection.

658
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,500
It's the best connection
you've ever had.

659
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:31,611
Shut up.

660
00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:32,445
Hello, Fay.

661
00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:33,438
Are you still there?

662
00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:34,689
Look, I'll be home about seven.

663
00:41:35,076 --> 00:41:36,192
Good.

664
00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:37,192
Good, darling.

665
00:41:37,203 --> 00:41:38,034
I'll see you about seven.

666
00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:39,397
I'll have something ready for you.

667
00:41:40,289 --> 00:41:41,621
It's all ready right now.

668
00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:44,200
Goodbye, darling.

669
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:45,701
- God bless.
- God bless, darling.

670
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,005
God!

671
00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:56,471
Ooh!

672
00:41:57,306 --> 00:41:58,786
I've met some kinky birds in my time.

673
00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:00,890
You know what she finally got me at?

674
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:07,019
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

675
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:32,835
Can I help you, sir?

676
00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:35,042
Yes, do you have someone
with you here called Abigail,

677
00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:37,245
I'm not sure about the second name.

678
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:39,038
Oh, I think you mean Miss Somers.

679
00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:40,468
Yeah, that's it.

680
00:42:40,475 --> 00:42:41,835
Do you have an appointment, sir?

681
00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:43,143
Afraid not.

682
00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:44,886
Who should I say is calling?

683
00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:46,521
Mr. Alfred Elkins.

684
00:42:47,356 --> 00:42:48,472
Would you like to
take a seat, Mr. Elkins?

685
00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:49,483
Thank you.

686
00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:55,316
Hello, Miss Somers.

687
00:42:55,323 --> 00:42:56,609
There's a Mr. Elkins here.

688
00:42:57,533 --> 00:42:58,773
Where are you from, Mr. Elkins?

689
00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:01,109
You'd better say Southampton.

690
00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:03,362
He says he's from Southampton.

691
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:05,832
Yes, Miss Somers.

692
00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:08,667
She'll be right out, Mr. Elkins.

693
00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:11,749
I thought we discussed this already.

694
00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:13,275
Look, if you wanna spread
it out over two pages,

695
00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:14,899
you've got to break it up with pictures.

696
00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:17,378
Well, what about the
advertising material then, John?

697
00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:18,964
I'm not having my pictures screwed up

698
00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:20,303
with bloody adverts.

699
00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:21,506
Listen, it's the advertisers

700
00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:24,383
who keep our magazine going,
darling, not your pictures.

701
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,060
Oh, all right, I'll paste it up again.

702
00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:28,179
I'll let you have it as soon as I can.

703
00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,189
Okay.

704
00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:30,722
Oh!

705
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:31,564
I just thought I'd drop in.

706
00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:33,378
Miss Somers, do you want the
layout meeting this afternoon

707
00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:34,233
or shall I cancel it?

708
00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:35,957
Oh well, are the
pictures ready yet, John?

709
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,111
Of course.

710
00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,231
John, give a moment.

711
00:43:38,241 --> 00:43:40,041
Ah, yes, then we'll
make it at four o'clock.

712
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:41,895
I'm terribly sorry, I'm very busy.

713
00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:43,401
Well, you can save us both a lot of time

714
00:43:43,412 --> 00:43:45,492
is you say, "Yes, I'll have
dinner with you tonight."

715
00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:48,082
There's an
editorial meeting at 7:30.

716
00:43:48,209 --> 00:43:49,791
Sorry, nice of you to drop by.

717
00:43:54,841 --> 00:43:56,281
Oh, are those the Jamaican pictures?

718
00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,077
Yeah, I've blown those three up.

719
00:43:58,427 --> 00:43:59,258
I think they're pretty good.

720
00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:00,093
Oh yes!

721
00:44:00,096 --> 00:44:01,096
Oh, I like that one.

722
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:03,255
There's a bit too much sky here,

723
00:44:03,266 --> 00:44:04,302
do you think you could crop it off here?

724
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:05,844
What about tomorrow then?

725
00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:09,952
I seem to remember, there's a reception

726
00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:11,636
at the Brazilian Tourist Office.

727
00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:14,305
Abby, we still have to
finalise these bullfight spreads.

728
00:44:15,528 --> 00:44:16,359
Yes.

729
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:17,728
- Hugh!
- Yeah, Abby.

730
00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:19,730
Do you think you could
get a picture in there?

731
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,157
Yeah, yeah, no problem.

732
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,304
All right, well, will you
work it out between you then?

733
00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:25,328
Yeah, we will.

734
00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:31,370
Wednesday.

735
00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:32,709
Mr. Elkins.

736
00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:33,577
Alfie.

737
00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:35,388
As you may have noticed,
I'm a working girl.

738
00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:37,084
I have a living to make,

739
00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:39,629
and I'm at this precise moment, working.

740
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:41,759
Thursday.

741
00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:42,969
I'll be in Paris, Thursday.

742
00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:44,892
Miss Somers, there's a
call for you from Paris.

743
00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:46,548
Thank you.

744
00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:47,390
Friday.

745
00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:48,393
Ask my secretary.

746
00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:49,934
Friday?

747
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:50,893
I'm sorry.

748
00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:52,137
She has a television interview.

749
00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:53,938
The photographs you
asked for, Miss Somers.

750
00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:55,523
Oh, super, Sally, thank you.

751
00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:00,614
Hello!

752
00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:07,160
Saturday?

753
00:45:07,163 --> 00:45:08,163
Sunday?

754
00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:17,625
Well, you tracked me down.

755
00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:19,377
E for effort.

756
00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:20,903
Look, I'm making a right fool of myself

757
00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:22,259
chasing around this office.

758
00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:24,674
Just say you'll have
dinner with me one evening.

759
00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:26,888
Did it ever occur to you

760
00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:28,331
that I might have a steady boyfriend

761
00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:29,684
or be engaged?

762
00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:33,345
Well, I try.

763
00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:36,107
I'm very flattered.

764
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:38,568
I'm sure.

765
00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:51,178
Well then, Bakey, final check.

766
00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:52,622
Authorization permit?

767
00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:53,456
Yeah!

768
00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:54,870
- Manifest.
- Yep.

769
00:45:54,877 --> 00:45:55,877
- Carnet.
- Yeah, yeah.

770
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:57,877
Now, you've got your return carnet?

771
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:58,745
Yeah, I've got all that.

772
00:45:58,756 --> 00:45:59,667
Hello, Alfie.

773
00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:00,505
- How do.
- Hey up.

774
00:46:00,508 --> 00:46:01,919
And your record book?

775
00:46:01,926 --> 00:46:02,757
- Yep, I've got it here.
- Well, that's it then,

776
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,760
Trieste.

777
00:46:04,303 --> 00:46:05,134
Are you ready then, bud?

778
00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:06,137
We're off.

779
00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:08,092
Have a nice trip, Alfie.

780
00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:11,235
I met this fantastic
bird over the weekend.

781
00:46:11,394 --> 00:46:12,259
You don't say?

782
00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:13,430
Honest, she's mad about me.

783
00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:15,224
She'd have to be.

784
00:46:15,231 --> 00:46:16,312
- What?
- Mad.

785
00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:19,099
She wants to get married.

786
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:20,521
You didn't say yes, did you?

787
00:46:20,528 --> 00:46:21,928
Well, I said I'll think about it.

788
00:46:22,071 --> 00:46:23,653
Then you must be mad an' all.

789
00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:26,179
Listen, what's the matter with you?

790
00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:27,534
Nothing.

791
00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:29,732
You owe me a tenner, don't ya?

792
00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:31,949
Why don't you piss off?

793
00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:37,563
Hey, I'm looking forward to Trieste.

794
00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:40,162
Lots of sun, women.

795
00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:47,344
Hey, you've been to Trieste,
Alfie, what's it like?

796
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:50,547
You may be going to
Trieste mate, but I'm not.

797
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,011
Here, I'll put this up for ya.

798
00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:56,511
Hang on, I'll give you a hand.

799
00:46:56,522 --> 00:46:58,263
No, it's all right.

800
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,360
What's the matter?

801
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:04,645
Are you all right?

802
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:05,691
I've done me back.

803
00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:06,698
Mr. Parker.

804
00:47:07,908 --> 00:47:08,864
What's up?

805
00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:09,868
The pain.

806
00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:11,701
Alfie!

807
00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:12,569
What is it?

808
00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:13,411
What's he done?

809
00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:14,245
He's done his back in.

810
00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:15,204
Oh no!

811
00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:16,207
The agony, Mr. Parker.

812
00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:18,207
Try standing up.

813
00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,246
I can't move.

814
00:47:19,253 --> 00:47:20,460
We'd better get him
to a doctor right away.

815
00:47:20,463 --> 00:47:21,954
Yeah, round me neck.

816
00:47:21,964 --> 00:47:23,171
- Steady.
- Go on.

817
00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:26,007
Careful.

818
00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:27,730
We're gonna look after
you, you know, Alfie.

819
00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:28,593
You're our best man.

820
00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:29,632
Thank you, Mr. Parker.

821
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:35,266
Well, here's a prescription
for some embrocation.

822
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,687
Do you think you can get
someone to rub it for you?

823
00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,261
Oh, I think I can manage that.

824
00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:42,757
Yes, and your medical certificate.

825
00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:44,611
Thank you, doctor.

826
00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:46,676
Now, a hard bed and plenty of rest.

827
00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:47,947
Okay.

828
00:47:49,283 --> 00:47:50,399
All right buddy.

829
00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:51,365
Have they got you sorted out?

830
00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:52,405
Ah, I think so.

831
00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:53,447
Thank you very much, doctor.

832
00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:54,285
Ah, don't mention it.

833
00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:55,119
Bye!

834
00:47:55,122 --> 00:47:56,122
Bye bye.

835
00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:01,910
Hang on a minute, Alfie.

836
00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:03,082
What's the matter with him?

837
00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:04,170
He's done his back in.

838
00:48:04,173 --> 00:48:06,013
Yeah, and I bet I know
how he did it an' all.

839
00:48:06,926 --> 00:48:08,918
Jealousy will get you nowhere.

840
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,680
Right.

841
00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:14,138
You're a real pal, Bakey.

842
00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:15,222
That's all right.

843
00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:17,218
Do you want me to come in?

844
00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:18,955
Give you a hand, take
your clothes off and that?

845
00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:20,339
No, I don't want to be a burden,

846
00:48:20,523 --> 00:48:23,015
but can you take this medical
certificate to Mr. Parker?

847
00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:25,068
Yeah, right.

848
00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:27,731
Look, it's no bother,
I'll give you a hand.

849
00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:28,738
I'm all right, honest.

850
00:48:29,490 --> 00:48:30,947
It's this little one.

851
00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:31,950
This one?

852
00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:36,515
Well look, you just take
care of yourself now, eh?

853
00:48:36,539 --> 00:48:37,780
I will.

854
00:48:37,790 --> 00:48:38,621
- 'ere are.
- Thanks, Bakey.

855
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:39,455
Thanks for everything.

856
00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:40,289
That's okay.

857
00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:41,658
- Ta-ra.
- Ta-ra, Alfie.

858
00:48:54,223 --> 00:48:56,761
It's wonderful what a
couple of aspirins will do.

859
00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:47,061
Well,

860
00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:50,773
give up?

861
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:52,842
You can really handle that thing.

862
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,800
Yes, we birds can drive, you know?

863
00:51:55,821 --> 00:51:57,107
And all this just so I could ask you

864
00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:57,945
to have dinner with me.

865
00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:59,988
When you want something,
you sure try hard enough.

866
00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:02,032
Come on, what's so important

867
00:52:02,036 --> 00:52:03,652
that you can't have dinner with me?

868
00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:06,828
Would you believe that
I'm supposed to have dinner

869
00:52:07,082 --> 00:52:08,493
with Lord and Lady Sedgwick?

870
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:09,616
Well, what about the workers then?

871
00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:10,627
What about the workers?

872
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:13,449
Come on, The Savoy if you like?

873
00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:14,839
I can afford it.

874
00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:16,382
Capitalist.

875
00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:18,051
Come on then, let's go.

876
00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:22,555
Okay.

877
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,310
What's the matter?

878
00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:02,500
Do you know what you're doing?

879
00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:04,296
Yes!

880
00:53:04,306 --> 00:53:05,467
That's good.

881
00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:07,809
Now,

882
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:11,386
put it in neutral.

883
00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:13,059
I think I can work that one out.

884
00:53:17,820 --> 00:53:18,685
Thank you.

885
00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:20,216
That's for having a sense of humour.

886
00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:22,238
I think I'm gonna need one.

887
00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:53,803
Hey, where are we going?

888
00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:56,309
My place.

889
00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:57,316
Can that be bad?

890
00:54:02,406 --> 00:54:04,944
This is the first time
I've been pulled by a bird.

891
00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:13,623
Here we are then.

892
00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:15,036
And very nice too.

893
00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:32,185
Would you like a drink?

894
00:54:32,895 --> 00:54:34,181
No, thank you.

895
00:54:56,794 --> 00:54:58,126
Sure?

896
00:54:58,128 --> 00:54:59,209
Quite sure.

897
00:55:27,616 --> 00:55:28,447
See?

898
00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:29,450
Persistence.

899
00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:31,276
That's what you gotta have.

900
00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:35,156
I'll give her a couple of
minutes to get herself ready,

901
00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:38,329
then I'll move in there like King Kong.

902
00:55:41,505 --> 00:55:43,185
If you really want something in this life,

903
00:55:44,132 --> 00:55:47,296
and you try hard enough, you'll get it.

904
00:55:49,638 --> 00:55:50,638
Right.

905
00:55:52,724 --> 00:55:53,724
We're on.

906
00:57:22,314 --> 00:57:23,976
What's the matter?

907
00:57:26,193 --> 00:57:27,193
Is it me?

908
00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:31,237
No, it's not you.

909
00:57:36,411 --> 00:57:37,993
I don't understand.

910
00:57:39,247 --> 00:57:41,990
It's never happened to me before.

911
00:57:45,337 --> 00:57:46,418
Come on, lie back.

912
00:57:46,421 --> 00:57:47,421
Come on.

913
00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:51,133
That's better.

914
00:57:52,094 --> 00:57:53,094
Now, relax.

915
00:57:55,764 --> 00:57:56,595
That's the trouble.

916
00:57:56,598 --> 00:57:57,598
I am relaxed.

917
00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:00,434
You're too tense.

918
00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:08,558
Let's talk.

919
00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:09,568
Talk!

920
00:58:10,404 --> 00:58:11,404
Talk about what?

921
00:58:12,614 --> 00:58:14,025
The fact that I'm a cripple?

922
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,680
Is it that important to you, Alfie?

923
00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:19,201
Bloody right, it's important to me.

924
00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:22,164
I need a drink.

925
00:58:59,244 --> 00:59:00,404
Well, I guess that's it then.

926
00:59:01,747 --> 00:59:03,329
Is it just sex?

927
00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:06,123
Is that all a relationship is to you?

928
00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:09,911
In my book, a relationship
starts with sex.

929
00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:12,963
Then the book's wrong.

930
00:59:12,966 --> 00:59:13,966
Maybe.

931
00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:19,216
I like you, Alfie.

932
00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:21,783
If I'm not bothered, why should you be?

933
00:59:22,476 --> 00:59:23,476
You don't understand.

934
00:59:24,019 --> 00:59:24,850
Oh, yes I do.

935
00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:25,853
I understand all right.

936
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,499
I understand that the only thing
you want from me is a screw

937
00:59:28,523 --> 00:59:30,084
and if you can't get it, then you're off.

938
00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:31,828
Well, frankly, I find
that bloody insulting.

939
00:59:32,736 --> 00:59:34,736
I would have thought I had
more to offer than that.

940
00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:47,786
Just a minute.

941
00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:52,461
I get the feeling that you think

942
00:59:52,464 --> 00:59:53,864
that I just pick up any man I fancy

943
00:59:54,466 --> 00:59:55,466
and take him to bed.

944
01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:21,033
You're wrong, you know?

945
01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:22,827
If you say so.

946
01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:27,123
I say so.

947
01:00:35,757 --> 01:00:36,757
I'm not an easy lay.

948
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:38,634
Good for you.

949
01:00:44,266 --> 01:00:45,946
Look, you're the one
that been chasing me

950
01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:47,346
all around the bloody place.

951
01:00:48,145 --> 01:00:49,636
Now you make feel like a whore.

952
01:00:52,941 --> 01:00:53,941
I'm sorry.

953
01:00:57,404 --> 01:00:58,520
I think I'd better go.

954
01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:03,941
Yeah, if you didn't get
what you came here for,

955
01:01:05,078 --> 01:01:07,240
there's no point in
your staying, is there?

956
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,400
Oh my God.

957
01:01:37,485 --> 01:01:38,942
I think I've just been raped.

958
01:01:40,030 --> 01:01:41,030
Any complaints?

959
01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:44,986
What are you trying to prove?

960
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:49,905
It was all right, wasn't it?

961
01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:52,281
Do you love this bloody bird?

962
01:01:53,668 --> 01:01:54,875
Don't be ridiculous.

963
01:01:56,463 --> 01:01:58,671
Well, you don't have
to take it out on me.

964
01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:02,341
It's just never happened before.

965
01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:07,555
There's always a first
time, Alfie, even for you.

966
01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:09,386
It was such a shock.

967
01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:10,392
I had to see you.

968
01:02:12,562 --> 01:02:13,562
Poor baby.

969
01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:17,282
There's nothing wrong
with you, I promise you.

970
01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:19,443
Thank God for that.

971
01:02:20,278 --> 01:02:21,798
Except that you're in love with her.

972
01:02:21,947 --> 01:02:22,947
Do me a favour.

973
01:02:23,823 --> 01:02:25,383
Look, it's one thing to bang someone,

974
01:02:26,451 --> 01:02:27,891
and it's another think to make love.

975
01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:29,694
And you Alfie, God bless you,

976
01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:31,104
you just don't know the difference.

977
01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:34,456
You think that loving and
fucking are one of the same.

978
01:02:35,335 --> 01:02:37,055
I've never heard of
one without the other.

979
01:02:37,462 --> 01:02:38,919
Well, it happens, you know?

980
01:02:39,923 --> 01:02:41,289
Do you love your husband?

981
01:02:43,009 --> 01:02:44,170
Yes.

982
01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:45,884
Yes, I suppose I do.

983
01:02:46,972 --> 01:02:47,972
But does he lay you?

984
01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:50,122
Oh, what's that got to do with it?

985
01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:51,350
Does he?

986
01:02:51,935 --> 01:02:52,935
Not often.

987
01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:54,889
Well, what kind of love is that?

988
01:02:54,896 --> 01:02:56,353
That every time he goes to Birmingham,

989
01:02:56,356 --> 01:02:57,996
I come round creeping up the back stairs.

990
01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:00,933
He's still worth two of you.

991
01:03:01,987 --> 01:03:03,478
He's kind and considerate,

992
01:03:04,739 --> 01:03:08,073
and he sends me little gifts
and flowers on my birthday.

993
01:03:09,327 --> 01:03:11,127
I bet you don't even
know when my birthday is.

994
01:03:11,997 --> 01:03:13,317
But he doesn't give you enough.

995
01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:14,739
Oh, listen.

996
01:03:14,749 --> 01:03:16,240
I may need you from time to time,

997
01:03:17,585 --> 01:03:18,945
but I wouldn't change him for you,

998
01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:20,850
not if you were the
biggest stud in London.

999
01:03:21,923 --> 01:03:23,526
You think all a woman
wants is that bloody thing.

1000
01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:25,712
You're like a kid with a new toy.

1001
01:03:26,928 --> 01:03:29,295
So, what's that got to do
with what I'm talking about.

1002
01:03:30,598 --> 01:03:31,598
Nothing.

1003
01:03:33,018 --> 01:03:34,884
I just wish you loved me a bit, Alfie.

1004
01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:42,190
What day is it?

1005
01:03:42,193 --> 01:03:43,479
Wednesday.

1006
01:03:43,486 --> 01:03:44,566
But yesterday was Monday.

1007
01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:46,524
Yesterday was Tuesday.

1008
01:03:46,531 --> 01:03:48,067
Oh God, get up.

1009
01:03:48,950 --> 01:03:49,781
What's the matter, Fay?

1010
01:03:49,784 --> 01:03:50,991
The door's locked.

1011
01:03:50,994 --> 01:03:52,155
Just a minute, Harold, darling.

1012
01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:53,323
I'm in the bath.

1013
01:03:54,247 --> 01:03:55,704
Get out the window.

1014
01:03:55,707 --> 01:03:56,707
Quickly.

1015
01:03:59,419 --> 01:04:01,411
- My shoes.
- Your shoes.

1016
01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:05,007
Here.

1017
01:04:09,137 --> 01:04:10,469
I'm coming, Harold.

1018
01:04:10,472 --> 01:04:11,472
I'm coming.

1019
01:04:22,067 --> 01:04:23,547
Look darling, why don't have a drink?

1020
01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:25,108
Yeah, yeah, all right.

1021
01:04:25,111 --> 01:04:26,318
Drink first, sex later.

1022
01:04:27,322 --> 01:04:28,153
I'll have a double.

1023
01:04:28,156 --> 01:04:29,818
And a double it shall be.

1024
01:04:33,995 --> 01:04:35,327
What a day.

1025
01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:36,366
- Terrible.
- Dreadful.

1026
01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:38,053
Next time I'll buy
her a bloody calendar.

1027
01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:39,323
What have
you been doing yourself?

1028
01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:41,103
Well, I went to
the hairdresser's today

1029
01:04:41,127 --> 01:04:42,127
and had a new style.

1030
01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:44,332
Well, that looks great.

1031
01:04:45,173 --> 01:04:48,837
I'll tell you what I
did, about six o'clock.

1032
01:04:50,261 --> 01:04:51,861
Got down to this campaign straight away.

1033
01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:53,546
Now, when I got to to bread...

1034
01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:54,717
Who's that?

1035
01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:57,717
Oh, really I think
the cat must have got out.

1036
01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:08,779
Right.

1037
01:05:10,323 --> 01:05:11,814
- Hello, Alfie.
- Bakey!

1038
01:05:11,825 --> 01:05:13,425
I want you to meet me fiancee, Gloria.

1039
01:05:13,618 --> 01:05:14,734
Come on love, come in.

1040
01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:16,819
Alfie, Gloria.

1041
01:05:16,830 --> 01:05:18,241
Glad to meet you, Alfie.

1042
01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:19,113
Hello, hello.

1043
01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:20,164
Well, what do you think?

1044
01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:22,241
You crafty bastard.

1045
01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:24,772
I told you she was smashing, didn't I?

1046
01:05:24,796 --> 01:05:26,476
You didn't say she was bloody fantastic.

1047
01:05:26,965 --> 01:05:27,796
Come and have a drink.

1048
01:05:27,799 --> 01:05:28,799
Right.

1049
01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:31,466
Will scotch be all right?

1050
01:05:31,469 --> 01:05:32,550
Yeah, smashing, thanks.

1051
01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:35,839
Listen, we're getting married.

1052
01:05:37,016 --> 01:05:38,223
Next Saturday week, aren't we?

1053
01:05:38,226 --> 01:05:39,057
Yeah.

1054
01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:40,050
- Married.
- Yeah!

1055
01:05:40,061 --> 01:05:41,393
Will you be the best man?

1056
01:05:41,396 --> 01:05:42,182
Pleasure.

1057
01:05:42,188 --> 01:05:43,868
Seeing as how you're
Bakey's best friend.

1058
01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:45,977
Well, if I'm his best friend,

1059
01:05:47,026 --> 01:05:48,426
and I'm also gonna be the best man,

1060
01:05:49,154 --> 01:05:51,020
I might as well give the bride a kiss.

1061
01:05:54,325 --> 01:05:55,325
Alfie.

1062
01:05:56,744 --> 01:05:58,144
I'm the groom, you're the best man.

1063
01:05:58,580 --> 01:05:59,580
Congratulations.

1064
01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:03,810
Did you see his face when he saw you?

1065
01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:05,243
- Yeah!
- Ah.

1066
01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:07,245
Give him a right bloody shock, that did.

1067
01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:11,837
Yeah, he's a good bloke though, you know?

1068
01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:27,522
Yes.

1069
01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:28,805
Are you Elkins, Alfred Elkins?

1070
01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:31,445
This your wallet?

1071
01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:34,031
Yes!

1072
01:06:34,657 --> 01:06:36,177
I've been looking for that everywhere.

1073
01:06:36,743 --> 01:06:37,904
Thanks very much, come in.

1074
01:06:42,123 --> 01:06:42,954
Would you like a drink?

1075
01:06:42,957 --> 01:06:43,957
Yes, please.

1076
01:06:45,793 --> 01:06:46,658
Scotch all right?

1077
01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:47,669
Fine.

1078
01:06:48,838 --> 01:06:50,678
It's very good of you,
where did you find it?

1079
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:51,840
Under my bed.

1080
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:26,331
Hello.

1081
01:07:26,334 --> 01:07:27,700
Alfie, this is Fay.

1082
01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:30,426
Harold found your wallet,
he's on his way over.

1083
01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:32,162
You're too late, darling.

1084
01:07:32,173 --> 01:07:33,173
He just left.

1085
01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:35,586
You didn't hurt him, did you?

1086
01:07:36,844 --> 01:07:37,844
Alfie?

1087
01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:22,713
Hello, Travel World.

1088
01:08:22,724 --> 01:08:24,590
Could I speak to Miss Somers, please?

1089
01:08:26,728 --> 01:08:28,768
Could you tell me where she
is, it's very important.

1090
01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:31,166
Well, she's on a photographic
session in Hyde Park.

1091
01:08:31,190 --> 01:08:32,670
Won't be back in the office till six.

1092
01:08:59,010 --> 01:09:00,501
Beautiful.

1093
01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:13,014
Okay, love, thanks a lot.

1094
01:09:18,529 --> 01:09:19,770
Hello.

1095
01:09:19,781 --> 01:09:21,568
I'm terribly sorry, I'm very busy.

1096
01:09:24,786 --> 01:09:26,346
If I could just have a word with you.

1097
01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:32,948
I thought you made yourself
pretty plain the other day.

1098
01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:34,855
That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.

1099
01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:36,086
The car's ready, Miss Somers.

1100
01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:36,920
Thank you.

1101
01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:38,039
Could we take a walk?

1102
01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:46,922
I came on a bit strong the other day,

1103
01:09:48,059 --> 01:09:49,595
and I said a few stupid things.

1104
01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:53,012
But if it means anything
to you, I'm sorry.

1105
01:09:55,858 --> 01:09:57,895
Well, I guess that clears that up then.

1106
01:09:58,861 --> 01:09:59,942
Wait a minute.

1107
01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:05,320
Now, I don't know how to say this,

1108
01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:08,820
but I've never met anyone
quite like you before,

1109
01:10:10,081 --> 01:10:11,241
and I don't want to lose you.

1110
01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:13,824
- Mister...
- Run along, son.

1111
01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:15,326
Mister, will you get my boat back?

1112
01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:17,502
What boat?

1113
01:10:17,505 --> 01:10:18,505
Out there?

1114
01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:20,505
You want me to get it?

1115
01:10:20,508 --> 01:10:22,588
If you hold on a minute,
the wind'll blow it back in.

1116
01:10:22,885 --> 01:10:25,878
But I've got to hurry up and get home.

1117
01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:27,887
Well, hold on then.

1118
01:10:51,456 --> 01:10:52,456
Here, go on.

1119
01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:54,743
Thanks, mister.

1120
01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:36,535
Hello.

1121
01:11:37,418 --> 01:11:38,750
What's all this in aid of?

1122
01:11:38,753 --> 01:11:39,618
Is it your birthday or something?

1123
01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:40,710
No.

1124
01:11:40,713 --> 01:11:42,073
I just felt like throwing a party.

1125
01:11:43,132 --> 01:11:44,293
Drink?

1126
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,131
What have you got?

1127
01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:46,494
Whisky, gin or dry martini, sir.

1128
01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:48,381
I'll have a scotch please.

1129
01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:50,180
Happy birthday.

1130
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,551
Hello, how are you?

1131
01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:53,514
Abby, darling.

1132
01:11:53,518 --> 01:11:54,518
How are you?

1133
01:11:55,102 --> 01:11:55,933
You look wonderful.

1134
01:11:55,937 --> 01:11:56,768
- Hi, darling.
- Hello, Terry.

1135
01:11:56,771 --> 01:11:57,557
Terry here's trying to tell us

1136
01:11:57,563 --> 01:11:58,923
he made a center-fold in Playgirl.

1137
01:12:08,282 --> 01:12:09,818
I'll be with you in a minute.

1138
01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:26,140
The man has been making
an absolute fortune.

1139
01:12:26,843 --> 01:12:29,335
Mind you, I think his
work's absolutely shit.

1140
01:12:39,689 --> 01:12:43,478
Anyway, so, you know these
AandR men, no creativity.

1141
01:12:50,950 --> 01:12:51,950
Everything okay?

1142
01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:54,280
What did you ask me here for?

1143
01:12:55,162 --> 01:12:56,278
I wanted to see you.

1144
01:12:58,666 --> 01:13:00,186
We still didn't make that dinner date.

1145
01:13:00,668 --> 01:13:01,784
How about next week?

1146
01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:05,668
I shall be in France, all
next week, photographing.

1147
01:13:06,883 --> 01:13:07,883
Where?

1148
01:13:08,593 --> 01:13:10,673
Little fishing village in
Normandy called Honfleur.

1149
01:13:11,429 --> 01:13:12,789
You've probably never heard of it.

1150
01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:14,639
When are you going?

1151
01:13:15,224 --> 01:13:16,510
Monday.

1152
01:13:16,517 --> 01:13:17,428
Right then.

1153
01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:19,301
I'll meet you on Monday in Honfleur.

1154
01:13:22,690 --> 01:13:23,555
Do you think you could?

1155
01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:24,727
I've got this boss, you see,

1156
01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:26,814
and every time I bend down,
he thinks the sun shines.

1157
01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:30,316
If I wanted to go to Hong
Kong, he'd fix it for me.

1158
01:13:35,328 --> 01:13:36,968
Abby, darling, drinks are flowing

1159
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:38,413
like glue out here.

1160
01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:40,248
Coming.

1161
01:13:41,959 --> 01:13:43,039
See you Monday in Honfleur.

1162
01:13:44,170 --> 01:13:45,170
I'll be there.

1163
01:14:03,189 --> 01:14:04,270
Morning, Mr. Parker.

1164
01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:05,684
Alfie.

1165
01:14:05,691 --> 01:14:06,522
The back, how is it?

1166
01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:07,766
A remarkable recovery.

1167
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:09,188
A miracle, in fact.

1168
01:14:09,195 --> 01:14:10,026
Marvellous.

1169
01:14:10,029 --> 01:14:10,860
Now, how about a nice run to Rouen.

1170
01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:12,543
Well, I've got Fred going down to Rouen,

1171
01:14:12,740 --> 01:14:14,460
but I've got a very
nice, little run for you

1172
01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:15,528
down to Istanbul.

1173
01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:17,254
Marvellous, this time
of the year, Istanbul.

1174
01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:18,526
Stick Istanbul, I want Rouen.

1175
01:14:19,413 --> 01:14:20,773
Think of all them belly dancers.

1176
01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:24,200
Fred can have the belly
dancers, I'll have Rouen, okay?

1177
01:14:27,338 --> 01:14:28,378
Fred will be very upset.

1178
01:14:28,881 --> 01:14:30,088
Fuck Fred.

1179
01:14:30,091 --> 01:14:31,091
If you say so, Alfie.

1180
01:14:39,934 --> 01:14:41,614
Christ, I've never
seen you push so hard.

1181
01:14:42,687 --> 01:14:44,164
I've had one cheese sandwich and a piss

1182
01:14:44,188 --> 01:14:45,228
since we left Southampton.

1183
01:14:46,315 --> 01:14:47,806
What's all the hurry?

1184
01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:48,773
Love, my boy.

1185
01:14:48,776 --> 01:14:50,267
Love.

1186
01:14:50,277 --> 01:14:51,108
What, you?

1187
01:14:51,112 --> 01:14:52,112
Yes, me.

1188
01:14:52,905 --> 01:14:54,737
Now, I know you're round the twist.

1189
01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:03,684
I don't know how it
happened, Mr. Parker.

1190
01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,628
It just blew, just as we
were pulling into Rouen,

1191
01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:08,262
and I've been all over
this God forsaken town

1192
01:15:08,421 --> 01:15:10,504
and I can't find a spare gasket anywhere.

1193
01:15:11,465 --> 01:15:13,105
Can I get one shipped down from Brussels?

1194
01:15:13,467 --> 01:15:14,548
I can't move without it, Mr. Parker,

1195
01:15:14,552 --> 01:15:16,293
'cause I'll blow the whole engine.

1196
01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:19,213
I'm as pissed off as you are.

1197
01:15:19,223 --> 01:15:20,263
I've got a date in London.

1198
01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:22,257
It'll take at least three days.

1199
01:15:23,394 --> 01:15:24,834
Well, do the best you can, will you?

1200
01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:26,390
Thanks.

1201
01:15:26,397 --> 01:15:27,397
Bye.

1202
01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:29,924
I've heard some liars in my time.

1203
01:15:30,151 --> 01:15:31,831
I want three days
off and I'm gonna them.

1204
01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:33,059
Monsieur Elkins?

1205
01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:34,106
Yes, pet.

1206
01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:38,582
Listen man, I'm getting
married on Saturday.

1207
01:15:38,743 --> 01:15:40,200
I guarantee you'll be back by then.

1208
01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:42,483
Anyway, it gives you time to
buy Gloria a wedding present.

1209
01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:44,829
But you won't let me
down, will you Alfie?

1210
01:15:44,832 --> 01:15:45,788
No, I promise you.

1211
01:15:45,791 --> 01:15:46,747
Get me bag for me, will you?

1212
01:15:46,751 --> 01:15:47,912
Yeah, here.

1213
01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:48,783
Thank you.

1214
01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:49,625
Thank you.

1215
01:15:49,628 --> 01:15:51,548
Right, I'll see you back
here in three days time.

1216
01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:52,461
Yeah, right, well I'm
counting on you, man.

1217
01:15:52,465 --> 01:15:53,465
You can rely on me.

1218
01:16:16,781 --> 01:16:21,776
♪ Just the look on your face ♪

1219
01:16:22,495 --> 01:16:27,490
♪ Shows the world how you feel ♪

1220
01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:31,535
♪ Alfie darling ♪

1221
01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:35,122
♪ Love is real ♪

1222
01:16:36,509 --> 01:16:40,002
♪ When you touch me I hope ♪

1223
01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:46,092
♪ That you'll always be true ♪

1224
01:16:46,352 --> 01:16:49,311
♪ Alfie darling ♪

1225
01:16:50,815 --> 01:16:53,808
♪ I need you ♪

1226
01:16:55,027 --> 01:17:00,022
♪ To hold onto my heart ♪

1227
01:17:04,328 --> 01:17:09,323
♪ End it Alfie, like we start ♪

1228
01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:16,288
♪ It's no game that we play ♪

1229
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:20,959
♪ You must love in return ♪

1230
01:17:22,346 --> 01:17:25,339
♪ Alfie darling ♪

1231
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:30,093
♪ You must learn ♪

1232
01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:36,183
♪ Use your eyes to see ♪

1233
01:17:40,114 --> 01:17:43,107
♪ What I gave you ♪

1234
01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:46,985
♪ You gave me ♪

1235
01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:52,199
Do you wanna hear something silly?

1236
01:17:54,628 --> 01:17:56,790
Tell me something silly.

1237
01:18:01,302 --> 01:18:02,793
I'm in love with you.

1238
01:18:04,221 --> 01:18:08,306
And I've never said that
to anybody before, ever.

1239
01:18:12,354 --> 01:18:14,767
I'm glad you said it to me.

1240
01:18:16,108 --> 01:18:19,192
So, how about you, how do you feel?

1241
01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:46,262
Alfie?

1242
01:18:47,431 --> 01:18:48,431
What?

1243
01:18:50,768 --> 01:18:51,849
I love you.

1244
01:19:18,128 --> 01:19:19,128
Alfie.

1245
01:19:20,339 --> 01:19:21,339
Oh!

1246
01:19:23,050 --> 01:19:24,257
Right, let's have
everyone looking this way.

1247
01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:25,341
One big happy picture.

1248
01:19:25,344 --> 01:19:26,424
Big smiles, right, hold it.

1249
01:20:05,843 --> 01:20:06,674
Okay, Bakey?

1250
01:20:06,677 --> 01:20:07,508
It's all going well.

1251
01:20:07,511 --> 01:20:08,501
What time you getting off?

1252
01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:09,753
- 2:15.
- Yeah?

1253
01:20:09,763 --> 01:20:11,254
We're getting the train
to Brighton, aren't we?

1254
01:20:11,265 --> 01:20:12,096
What you gettin' the train for?

1255
01:20:12,099 --> 01:20:13,618
I've got the car here,
I'll give you a lift.

1256
01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:14,849
- Will ya?
- Yes, come on.

1257
01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:16,343
- It's over here.
- Come on, missus.

1258
01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:20,188
Don't worry, it'll be all right.

1259
01:20:32,536 --> 01:20:33,947
I must say, there's nothing

1260
01:20:33,954 --> 01:20:35,274
like a sunny weekend in Brighton.

1261
01:20:45,507 --> 01:20:46,998
So, whose great idea was this?

1262
01:20:47,009 --> 01:20:48,500
You wanted to go for a walk.

1263
01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:58,025
And I can think of
somewhere better to do this.

1264
01:20:58,645 --> 01:20:59,645
Me too.

1265
01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:01,898
Come on.

1266
01:21:08,739 --> 01:21:12,073
You know, I envy those
two, Bakey and Gloria.

1267
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:18,613
They've fallen in love, they get married,

1268
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,115
and she gets in the family way,

1269
01:21:21,585 --> 01:21:22,785
if she's not that way already.

1270
01:21:25,422 --> 01:21:26,622
And that's all there is to it.

1271
01:21:27,466 --> 01:21:28,466
Right.

1272
01:21:30,928 --> 01:21:32,885
But it's not as simple as that, is it?

1273
01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,223
No.

1274
01:21:37,017 --> 01:21:38,474
What do you want out of life?

1275
01:21:39,478 --> 01:21:40,889
Same things?

1276
01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,012
A home, kids?

1277
01:21:47,528 --> 01:21:48,769
I don't know.

1278
01:21:52,950 --> 01:21:55,442
Well, I've never
thought about it myself.

1279
01:21:56,662 --> 01:21:57,662
Until now.

1280
01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:02,875
Oh, Alfie.

1281
01:22:04,128 --> 01:22:05,289
I don't know.

1282
01:22:07,256 --> 01:22:12,251
You try and give the impression
of being so world wise.

1283
01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:16,151
Yet, underneath all
that, you're just about

1284
01:22:16,181 --> 01:22:18,218
the most romantic man I've ever met.

1285
01:22:20,018 --> 01:22:22,886
Well, it doesn't do to let
the enemy know your weakness.

1286
01:22:25,023 --> 01:22:26,023
The enemy?

1287
01:22:27,359 --> 01:22:28,359
Are women the enemy?

1288
01:22:29,653 --> 01:22:30,653
Well, in some ways.

1289
01:22:31,196 --> 01:22:33,734
I mean, it seems to be a
sorta game you gotta play.

1290
01:22:35,409 --> 01:22:36,616
I don't play games.

1291
01:22:38,162 --> 01:22:43,157
I know you don't.

1292
01:22:49,339 --> 01:22:50,500
Abby?

1293
01:22:50,507 --> 01:22:51,507
Uh huh.

1294
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:54,760
Will you marry me?

1295
01:23:00,350 --> 01:23:01,591
Did you hear what I said?

1296
01:23:05,272 --> 01:23:06,979
Yes, I heard what you said.

1297
01:23:08,150 --> 01:23:09,550
Well, I'm asking you to marry me.

1298
01:23:09,943 --> 01:23:11,823
The least you could so
is give me sort of reply.

1299
01:23:13,780 --> 01:23:15,066
Oh, piss off.

1300
01:23:18,285 --> 01:23:19,285
I love ya.

1301
01:23:20,370 --> 01:23:21,370
I know.

1302
01:23:22,039 --> 01:23:23,359
And I'm asking you to marry me.

1303
01:23:23,749 --> 01:23:25,160
Alfie.

1304
01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:27,037
Alfie, you there?

1305
01:23:27,044 --> 01:23:28,910
Jesus bloody Christ.

1306
01:23:35,135 --> 01:23:36,546
What in God's name do you want?

1307
01:23:36,553 --> 01:23:37,669
Alfie, I've gotta talk to ya.

1308
01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:38,886
It's three o'clock in the morning.

1309
01:23:38,889 --> 01:23:40,221
I know man, it's important.

1310
01:23:40,224 --> 01:23:41,340
Can't it wait till tomorrow?

1311
01:23:41,350 --> 01:23:42,591
No, that's just the point.

1312
01:23:42,601 --> 01:23:43,887
It might be too late by then.

1313
01:23:43,894 --> 01:23:45,454
Well, give us a minute to get dressed

1314
01:23:45,979 --> 01:23:47,345
and I'll see you down in the lounge.

1315
01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:48,356
Right, thanks.

1316
01:23:55,781 --> 01:23:58,141
This is the second time you
made a bloody idiot out of me.

1317
01:23:58,325 --> 01:23:59,765
I'm sorry, I don't mean to, Alfie.

1318
01:23:59,993 --> 01:24:01,029
Honestly, I don't.

1319
01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:02,368
You said you loved me.

1320
01:24:02,371 --> 01:24:03,371
I do.

1321
01:24:04,122 --> 01:24:05,203
Well, what's your bloody problem then?

1322
01:24:05,207 --> 01:24:06,539
You too good for me or something?

1323
01:24:06,542 --> 01:24:07,623
Oh, don't be silly.

1324
01:24:11,004 --> 01:24:12,004
Where are you going?

1325
01:24:13,423 --> 01:24:14,254
I don't know.

1326
01:24:14,258 --> 01:24:16,170
Some bloody drama with Bakey or something.

1327
01:24:17,970 --> 01:24:19,461
If you're making a fool out of me,

1328
01:24:19,471 --> 01:24:21,337
I'll kill ya, I really will.

1329
01:24:29,314 --> 01:24:30,976
I'm sorry to bother you, Alfie.

1330
01:24:31,984 --> 01:24:32,974
I don't know what to do, man.

1331
01:24:32,985 --> 01:24:34,225
I really don't know what to do.

1332
01:24:34,528 --> 01:24:35,484
Do about what?

1333
01:24:35,487 --> 01:24:36,487
I can't...

1334
01:24:37,322 --> 01:24:38,322
Here we are, sir.

1335
01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:43,283
Thanks very much.

1336
01:24:43,287 --> 01:24:45,279
- Cheers.
- Thank you, sir.

1337
01:24:46,498 --> 01:24:47,498
It won't work.

1338
01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:49,726
I tried, man, I bloody tried and tried.

1339
01:24:49,793 --> 01:24:51,473
She's up there, she's crying her eyes out,

1340
01:24:51,587 --> 01:24:52,668
says she's humiliated.

1341
01:24:52,671 --> 01:24:53,627
Is that all?

1342
01:24:53,630 --> 01:24:55,041
Can you think of anything worse?

1343
01:24:55,048 --> 01:24:56,539
Gloria's a very attractive girl.

1344
01:24:56,550 --> 01:24:58,007
- Yeah...
- It's your wedding night.

1345
01:24:58,010 --> 01:24:59,171
I know, exactly.

1346
01:24:59,177 --> 01:25:00,697
Well, it's just like being an actor.

1347
01:25:01,054 --> 01:25:02,694
It's your first night, your opening night

1348
01:25:03,015 --> 01:25:05,849
and you can't remember the
words and you're nervous.

1349
01:25:07,519 --> 01:25:09,239
Listen Alfie, you're
an experienced bloke.

1350
01:25:10,230 --> 01:25:11,186
Has it ever happened to you?

1351
01:25:11,189 --> 01:25:12,600
Me, no!

1352
01:25:12,608 --> 01:25:14,568
It hasn't happened to me,
but I've heard about it.

1353
01:25:14,776 --> 01:25:15,776
Have you?

1354
01:25:18,530 --> 01:25:19,816
I think you should go back upstairs,

1355
01:25:19,823 --> 01:25:22,315
just get into bed, lie back and relax.

1356
01:25:23,702 --> 01:25:24,702
Talk to her.

1357
01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:26,656
Talk to her?

1358
01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:27,983
Yeah, just talk to her.

1359
01:25:28,874 --> 01:25:30,285
Will it work?

1360
01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:31,894
And I don't know what
the rush is all about.

1361
01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:33,955
You've got another 50 years of marriage.

1362
01:25:37,883 --> 01:25:38,714
I'd better get back upstairs.

1363
01:25:38,717 --> 01:25:39,707
She'll be wondering where I am.

1364
01:25:39,718 --> 01:25:40,718
Take it easy.

1365
01:25:42,054 --> 01:25:44,387
Just remember, take it easy and relax.

1366
01:25:45,766 --> 01:25:48,008
All right, thanks, Alfie.

1367
01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:56,692
Abby!

1368
01:26:09,956 --> 01:26:10,956
Abby.

1369
01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:12,911
I'm sorry, Alfie.

1370
01:26:12,918 --> 01:26:14,204
What the hell's going on?

1371
01:26:14,211 --> 01:26:15,211
It's just that...

1372
01:26:17,214 --> 01:26:18,250
I don't want to let you down,

1373
01:26:18,256 --> 01:26:19,576
but I can't get married, not yet.

1374
01:26:20,425 --> 01:26:21,425
Where are you?

1375
01:26:22,094 --> 01:26:23,255
Your taxi's here, miss.

1376
01:26:23,261 --> 01:26:24,261
Thanks you.

1377
01:26:27,891 --> 01:26:30,383
I'm sorry, Alfie, because
I really do love you.

1378
01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:00,837
The young lady, where did she go?

1379
01:27:00,841 --> 01:27:02,001
Just left in the taxi, sir.

1380
01:27:28,535 --> 01:27:29,946
She really did me a favour really.

1381
01:27:29,953 --> 01:27:31,444
Can you imagine?

1382
01:27:31,455 --> 01:27:32,946
Me, married with two kids,

1383
01:27:32,956 --> 01:27:34,516
living in a semi-detached in Wansworth.

1384
01:27:35,667 --> 01:27:36,667
It's beyond belief.

1385
01:27:37,878 --> 01:27:39,210
What do you think about it?

1386
01:27:40,756 --> 01:27:41,792
I never said a word.

1387
01:27:45,594 --> 01:27:47,034
Well, can you imagine me, married,

1388
01:27:48,096 --> 01:27:49,256
just settling down, you know,

1389
01:27:50,140 --> 01:27:51,784
and a little girl like you
comes round for a drink,

1390
01:27:51,808 --> 01:27:53,299
flashing everything she's got?

1391
01:27:54,519 --> 01:27:56,181
I mean, how could I stay faithful?

1392
01:27:57,814 --> 01:27:59,494
I mean, how could I keep me hands off you?

1393
01:28:00,066 --> 01:28:01,182
Alfie.

1394
01:28:01,193 --> 01:28:02,713
You are irresistible, Norma.

1395
01:28:03,361 --> 01:28:04,272
What are you doing?

1396
01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:05,110
What do you think I'm doing?

1397
01:28:05,113 --> 01:28:06,024
Well Alfie, not in here.

1398
01:28:06,031 --> 01:28:07,238
Come in the other room?

1399
01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:08,481
Alfie, be careful.

1400
01:28:09,409 --> 01:28:10,741
Oh, oh!

1401
01:28:10,744 --> 01:28:11,575
Oh, Alfie, whatever is it?

1402
01:28:11,578 --> 01:28:12,694
Oh, me back.

1403
01:28:12,704 --> 01:28:13,569
I've done me back.

1404
01:28:13,580 --> 01:28:14,741
Oh, oh, let me help...

1405
01:28:14,748 --> 01:28:15,748
Don't touch me.

1406
01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:17,448
Well, what can I do?

1407
01:28:17,459 --> 01:28:18,290
Get a doctor.

1408
01:28:18,293 --> 01:28:19,454
Quick, please.

1409
01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:22,582
Well, how's that, Mr. Elkins?

1410
01:28:22,589 --> 01:28:23,420
Comfortable?

1411
01:28:23,423 --> 01:28:24,783
No, it's bloody painful.

1412
01:28:28,804 --> 01:28:29,885
Yes, well, I'm afraid

1413
01:28:29,888 --> 01:28:31,728
you're gonna have to keep
it on for a few days.

1414
01:28:32,682 --> 01:28:34,042
I'm not gonna fancy this at all.

1415
01:28:35,143 --> 01:28:37,223
Yes, well I warned you to
take it easy, Mr. Elkins.

1416
01:28:37,729 --> 01:28:38,729
I know you did, doctor.

1417
01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:41,438
Haven't much choice now, have you?

1418
01:28:43,276 --> 01:28:45,313
Well, just get this prescription made up.

1419
01:28:46,780 --> 01:28:48,020
How'd you come to do it anyway?

1420
01:28:49,241 --> 01:28:50,527
It's not bloody funny.

1421
01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:54,594
Yes, well, I'll drop in again tomorrow

1422
01:28:55,914 --> 01:28:57,074
to see how you're getting on.

1423
01:28:57,624 --> 01:29:00,116
And whatever you do, try not to move.

1424
01:29:01,503 --> 01:29:03,335
I couldn't bloody move if I wanted to.

1425
01:29:05,423 --> 01:29:06,539
'ere, Alfie.

1426
01:29:09,010 --> 01:29:10,850
Do you think you can get
workman's compensation

1427
01:29:11,137 --> 01:29:13,220
for injuries received whilst on the job?

1428
01:29:32,951 --> 01:29:34,192
Oh.

1429
01:29:34,202 --> 01:29:35,488
Mr. Elkins.

1430
01:29:35,495 --> 01:29:37,095
Oh, he's not well, he's hurt his back.

1431
01:29:37,247 --> 01:29:38,687
Yes, I know, that's why I've come.

1432
01:29:38,999 --> 01:29:39,999
My name is Abby.

1433
01:29:42,669 --> 01:29:43,669
Oh!

1434
01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:45,379
Come in.

1435
01:29:47,257 --> 01:29:48,998
He's been telling me all about you.

1436
01:29:50,135 --> 01:29:51,735
Oh, don't mind me, I'm just a neighbour.

1437
01:29:52,888 --> 01:29:54,568
I just dropped in to
make him a cup of tea.

1438
01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:57,347
Alfie, there's someone to see you.

1439
01:29:59,436 --> 01:30:01,393
Well, I'll be running along now.

1440
01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:03,975
Bye.

1441
01:30:03,982 --> 01:30:04,982
Who is it?

1442
01:30:11,448 --> 01:30:13,781
Well, you can bloody well
piss off for a start.

1443
01:30:15,452 --> 01:30:16,738
What happened?

1444
01:30:16,745 --> 01:30:19,158
I banged it, in a manner of speaking.

1445
01:30:20,707 --> 01:30:22,243
What are you doing here anyway?

1446
01:30:25,503 --> 01:30:26,994
Bakey called me at the office.

1447
01:30:28,298 --> 01:30:30,585
He can mind his own
bloody business an' all.

1448
01:30:33,303 --> 01:30:34,635
Is there anything I can do?

1449
01:30:35,931 --> 01:30:38,469
Yes, just let me die here in peace.

1450
01:30:45,148 --> 01:30:46,684
I bought you some magazines.

1451
01:30:47,859 --> 01:30:49,566
Some grapes as well, I bet.

1452
01:30:54,157 --> 01:30:55,157
What do you want anyway?

1453
01:30:55,825 --> 01:30:57,236
You've had your fun.

1454
01:30:57,243 --> 01:30:59,075
You don't need anymore laughs, do ya?

1455
01:31:02,749 --> 01:31:03,749
No.

1456
01:31:10,423 --> 01:31:12,665
I'm sorry about the other night.

1457
01:31:17,263 --> 01:31:20,301
It's just that, when
you mentioned marriage,

1458
01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:24,343
I panicked and got scared.

1459
01:31:29,150 --> 01:31:32,814
So, I came to apologise
and say that I was wrong.

1460
01:31:39,828 --> 01:31:41,468
Besides, what's the point of running away

1461
01:31:42,831 --> 01:31:44,072
from someone you love?

1462
01:31:48,837 --> 01:31:53,832
I'd like to marry you,
Alfie, really, I would.

1463
01:31:56,803 --> 01:31:57,839
If it's not too late.

1464
01:31:58,930 --> 01:32:00,341
You know what it is?

1465
01:32:00,348 --> 01:32:01,805
You know what it is with you?

1466
01:32:03,184 --> 01:32:04,345
You didn't like being asked,

1467
01:32:04,352 --> 01:32:06,093
and so you had to do the asking.

1468
01:32:07,897 --> 01:32:09,058
Alfie Elkins,

1469
01:32:12,986 --> 01:32:14,102
will you marry me?

1470
01:32:15,488 --> 01:32:17,008
I have a good job, exciting prospects.

1471
01:32:18,491 --> 01:32:19,491
I can cook,

1472
01:32:22,412 --> 01:32:24,404
and I love you.

1473
01:32:25,623 --> 01:32:26,534
You sure?

1474
01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:27,581
You won't change you mind?

1475
01:32:28,501 --> 01:32:29,992
Uh-uh!

1476
01:32:30,003 --> 01:32:31,523
Listen, I have to fly to Rome tonight.

1477
01:32:32,881 --> 01:32:33,881
On your broomstick.

1478
01:32:34,507 --> 01:32:35,507
On my broomstick.

1479
01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:38,126
But as soon as I get back,

1480
01:32:40,138 --> 01:32:41,219
and when you're better,

1481
01:32:44,392 --> 01:32:45,392
we'll get married.

1482
01:32:55,612 --> 01:32:57,252
It's like a bleedin' brothel out there.

1483
01:32:58,031 --> 01:33:00,231
They ought to have a red light
hanging outside the door.

1484
01:33:01,409 --> 01:33:02,900
If I didn't know you better, Claire,

1485
01:33:02,911 --> 01:33:03,911
I'd say you was jealous.

1486
01:33:04,662 --> 01:33:05,573
Get off.

1487
01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:07,572
Poor Alfie, lying up there suffering.

1488
01:33:08,792 --> 01:33:10,152
He can't move a muscle, poor soul.

1489
01:33:11,086 --> 01:33:13,086
Well, I bet there's one
muscle he can still move.

1490
01:33:14,089 --> 01:33:15,296
Well, don't be so crude.

1491
01:33:15,298 --> 01:33:16,129
His back's killing him.

1492
01:33:16,132 --> 01:33:17,623
I hope it bloody well does.

1493
01:33:18,760 --> 01:33:20,120
I've never seen him so helpless.

1494
01:33:20,804 --> 01:33:23,296
Like a little boy, he is.

1495
01:33:24,432 --> 01:33:25,548
- He can't move?
- No!

1496
01:33:26,684 --> 01:33:27,765
It's a shame.

1497
01:33:32,690 --> 01:33:34,022
He can't move?

1498
01:33:38,279 --> 01:33:39,395
Push it, it's open.

1499
01:33:45,537 --> 01:33:47,028
I heard you was poorly.

1500
01:33:47,038 --> 01:33:49,655
So I made you a nice cup
of tea and some sandwiches.

1501
01:33:53,670 --> 01:33:56,583
Ooh, they have got you
trussed up, haven't they?

1502
01:33:59,884 --> 01:34:00,884
There.

1503
01:34:01,803 --> 01:34:03,003
Norma tells me it's your back.

1504
01:34:03,972 --> 01:34:05,838
Nasty things, backs.

1505
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:12,140
Now, I've got some nice
cream cheese and cucumber.

1506
01:34:13,273 --> 01:34:14,353
Do you take milk and sugar.

1507
01:34:15,233 --> 01:34:16,565
What's that pong?

1508
01:34:16,568 --> 01:34:17,979
Pong?

1509
01:34:17,986 --> 01:34:18,986
Oh, you mean me perfume?

1510
01:34:19,946 --> 01:34:21,653
Oh, I just threw a little drop on.

1511
01:34:22,991 --> 01:34:23,991
And that dress.

1512
01:34:24,868 --> 01:34:26,470
Do you always go round tarted up like that

1513
01:34:26,494 --> 01:34:27,985
in the middle of the afternoon.

1514
01:34:27,996 --> 01:34:28,827
Do you like it?

1515
01:34:28,830 --> 01:34:29,830
It's a bit tight.

1516
01:34:30,498 --> 01:34:31,858
You're not exactly skinny, Claire.

1517
01:34:32,792 --> 01:34:34,552
Well, I mean, some
men like a bit of extra,

1518
01:34:35,628 --> 01:34:37,164
in the right places.

1519
01:34:38,006 --> 01:34:38,837
Well, you've certainly got it

1520
01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:40,120
in all the right places, Claire.

1521
01:34:40,758 --> 01:34:41,758
Have I?

1522
01:34:43,887 --> 01:34:46,379
Now, is there anything else you need?

1523
01:34:47,891 --> 01:34:49,291
Something else I need, all right,

1524
01:34:49,434 --> 01:34:50,874
but I'm not gonna get it lying here.

1525
01:34:51,769 --> 01:34:53,226
Does it hurt?

1526
01:34:53,229 --> 01:34:54,720
It aches, Claire, it really aches.

1527
01:34:56,232 --> 01:34:58,724
A stiff back can be very painful.

1528
01:34:59,819 --> 01:35:00,979
Not me back, you silly cow.

1529
01:35:02,238 --> 01:35:03,238
Oh!

1530
01:35:03,823 --> 01:35:06,816
Oh, well, maybe what you need
is a little bit of massage.

1531
01:35:07,869 --> 01:35:08,700
What you doing?

1532
01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:11,195
Oh, I don't like to think of
you lying here all helpless.

1533
01:35:12,415 --> 01:35:14,175
- Stop it, Claire.
- Unable to move a muscle.

1534
01:35:14,834 --> 01:35:15,834
Ooh, you have got it bad.

1535
01:35:16,878 --> 01:35:18,564
No, you're just doing
this to get me at it.

1536
01:35:18,588 --> 01:35:20,268
Alfie, oh, I'll make it better.

1537
01:35:21,466 --> 01:35:22,466
Alfie.

1538
01:35:23,051 --> 01:35:24,337
Oh, isn't it good, Alfie.

1539
01:35:24,344 --> 01:35:25,344
Stop it.

1540
01:35:25,970 --> 01:35:28,462
I must say, when Norma me
you was flat on your back

1541
01:35:29,557 --> 01:35:30,889
and couldn't move a muscle,

1542
01:35:30,892 --> 01:35:34,101
well, I thought I'd never
live to see the day.

1543
01:35:36,022 --> 01:35:37,942
Ooh, let's see what Aunty
Claire can do about it.

1544
01:35:38,566 --> 01:35:39,852
I don't believe it.

1545
01:35:39,859 --> 01:35:41,270
Oh, Alfie.

1546
01:35:41,277 --> 01:35:42,277
Oh, Alfie, it's lovely.

1547
01:35:43,363 --> 01:35:44,274
Oh, come on, Alf.

1548
01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:46,258
What are you trying,
you're killing me, get off.

1549
01:35:46,282 --> 01:35:47,318
Oh, Alfie, come on.

1550
01:35:47,325 --> 01:35:48,691
It's gonna kill me this.

1551
01:35:48,701 --> 01:35:50,541
Oh, it's lovely
darling, just relax.

1552
01:35:50,828 --> 01:35:52,508
Listen, I've just been under the doctor.

1553
01:35:52,705 --> 01:35:53,946
- Ooh, Alfie.
- Stop it.

1554
01:35:53,957 --> 01:35:54,913
Come on, darling.

1555
01:35:54,916 --> 01:35:56,123
- No.
- Oh, Alfie, darling.

1556
01:35:56,125 --> 01:35:57,125
No.

1557
01:36:01,089 --> 01:36:02,455
What's the matter?

1558
01:36:02,465 --> 01:36:03,831
Get off, quick.

1559
01:36:03,841 --> 01:36:04,841
Get off.

1560
01:36:10,056 --> 01:36:11,056
It's gone.

1561
01:36:12,058 --> 01:36:13,469
It's bloody well gone.

1562
01:36:14,727 --> 01:36:16,218
I can't feel a thing, nothing.

1563
01:36:17,438 --> 01:36:18,718
Claire, you've done me a favour.

1564
01:36:19,816 --> 01:36:22,149
Blimey, I've cured him.

1565
01:36:37,625 --> 01:36:38,456
The six o'clock for Rome?

1566
01:36:38,459 --> 01:36:39,791
The check-in's closed, sir.

1567
01:36:51,848 --> 01:36:52,848
Abby!

1568
01:36:54,350 --> 01:36:55,350
Abby!

1569
01:36:56,311 --> 01:36:57,643
Look, I'm cured.

1570
01:36:59,689 --> 01:37:00,770
I love you.

1571
01:37:01,649 --> 01:37:03,089
What plane are you coming back on?

1572
01:37:03,985 --> 01:37:05,977
It gets in tomorrow morning at 11:30.

1573
01:37:07,238 --> 01:37:08,729
I'll be there.

1574
01:37:17,707 --> 01:37:18,707
Bye!

1575
01:37:19,917 --> 01:37:21,203
♪ Once in a while ♪

1576
01:37:21,210 --> 01:37:26,205
♪ There's a smile that
can make you weak inside ♪

1577
01:37:27,425 --> 01:37:28,665
♪ That is the time that a man ♪

1578
01:37:29,844 --> 01:37:34,839
♪ Has to make his move or die ♪

1579
01:37:35,058 --> 01:37:40,019
♪ I know the hour and the day
of the week it came to me ♪

1580
01:37:42,398 --> 01:37:44,890
♪ Now I just tell anyone
that I meet that ♪

1581
01:37:45,985 --> 01:37:48,477
♪ You saved me ♪

1582
01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:50,530
♪ In a word ♪

1583
01:37:51,240 --> 01:37:53,732
♪ You took all my cares away ♪

1584
01:37:55,036 --> 01:37:57,528
♪ Turn my darkness into day ♪

1585
01:37:58,873 --> 01:38:03,868
♪ That's all there is to say ♪

1586
01:38:04,462 --> 01:38:05,462
♪ In a smile ♪

1587
01:38:06,422 --> 01:38:08,914
♪ All my pain was brushed aside ♪

1588
01:38:10,259 --> 01:38:12,751
♪ All my hopes were realised ♪

1589
01:38:14,013 --> 01:38:16,505
♪ To you I owe my pride ♪

1590
01:38:17,683 --> 01:38:24,683
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

1591
01:38:35,743 --> 01:38:38,656
New standard, air disaster.

1592
01:38:41,749 --> 01:38:43,268
Now, here
are the news headlines.

1593
01:38:43,292 --> 01:38:44,703
It is now officially confirmed

1594
01:38:44,710 --> 01:38:46,790
that there no survivors from
the international flight

1595
01:38:47,171 --> 01:38:48,811
from Heathrow, which crashed last evening

1596
01:38:49,257 --> 01:38:50,257
near Maidstone in Kent.

1597
01:38:51,050 --> 01:38:53,042
The death toll now stands at 203.

1598
01:38:54,303 --> 01:38:56,303
The plane, en route to
Rome, from Heathrow, London,

1599
01:38:57,306 --> 01:38:58,746
had been in the air only 20 minutes,

1600
01:38:58,975 --> 01:39:00,215
when according to eyewitnesses,

1601
01:39:00,560 --> 01:39:02,893
it burst into flames and
plunged to the ground.

1602
01:40:25,228 --> 01:40:26,935
You from the press?

1603
01:40:27,939 --> 01:40:28,939
Relative?

1604
01:40:31,567 --> 01:40:32,567
I'm sorry.

1605
01:40:33,861 --> 01:40:35,021
Where have they taken them?

1606
01:40:35,988 --> 01:40:36,988
The bodies?

1607
01:40:38,157 --> 01:40:39,157
There are none.

1608
01:40:39,909 --> 01:40:40,909
Nothing left.

1609
01:40:42,286 --> 01:40:43,493
Just what you see here.

1610
01:40:56,926 --> 01:41:00,090
♪ Hold on to my heart ♪

1611
01:41:10,606 --> 01:41:12,097
♪ End it ♪

1612
01:41:13,401 --> 01:41:14,892
♪ Alfie ♪

1613
01:41:16,320 --> 01:41:18,983
♪ Like we start ♪